As most visitors may have noticed, we have recently expanded our scope to other scumbags such as the Southern Poverty Law Center, Jewish Defense League, etc. Antifa have been hiding under their rocks more and more, as they are easily the most hated terrorist group in existence today. The Antifa cowards are finding less and less safe spaces and because of that, we are going to use our resources for what we deem to be more interesting.
With that said, I’d like to introduce you to a new segment we are starting titled THAT IS NOT A NAME. Simply put, we are going to list the “names” of individuals that are humorous or just plain stupid and hopefully you will get a laugh or two as well.
Ha’Sean Treshon “Ha Ha” Clinton-Dix – Safety for the Green Bay Packers. Sorry, but neither Ha’Sean or Treshon are real names.
Pilot Inspektor Lee – Son of actor Jason Lee (My Name Is Earl). Trying to outdo jibberish “African-American” names, sorry but Pilot and Inspektor are not real names.
Ocean Whitaker – Son of Black actor Forest Whitaker. Sorry crazy eyes, but an Ocean is a body of water, not a real name.
Jermajesty Jackson – Son of Jermaine Jackson. As if good ole’ Michael Jackson wasn’t bat shit crazy enough, Jermajesty is not a real name.
Boomquifa is not a real name.
Precious is an adjective and a noun, but it is not a real name.
DeShawn is not a real name.
We’ll also poke fun as some famous Jews that changed their names:
Winona Ryder – born Winona Laura Horowitz
Gene Wilder – born Jerome Silberman
Barry Manilow – born Barry Alan Pincus
Mickey Rooney – born Joseph Yule
Bob Dylan – born Robert Zimmerman
Jason Alexander – born Jay Scott Greenspan
Jane Seymour – born Joyce Frankenberg
Alan King – born Irwin Kniberg
Lorne Green – born Chaim Leibowiz
Kirk Douglas – born Issur Danielovitch Demsky
Woody Allen – born Allen Konigsberg
Elliott Gould – born Elliott Goldstein
Lauren Bacall – born Betty Joan Perske
George Burns – born Nathan Birnbaum
Michael Caine – born Maurice Micklewhite
Joan Rivers – born Joan Molinsky
Albert Brooks – born Albert Einstein
Michael Landon – born Eugene Michael Orowitz
Tony Randall – born Sidney Rosenberg
Natalie Portman – born Natalie Hershlag
Ralph Lauren – born Ralph Lifshitz
John Denver – born Henry John Deutschendorf
Mel Brooks – born Melvin Kaminsky
Tony Curtis – born Bernie Schwartz
And I’ll end this first segment by telling you that Tyrone was originally a White person name, although it’s hard not to visualize every big Black Coon’s name as being Tyrone. Tyrone is actually a county in Ireland.